ROY NEAL Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Harry, Got ya a little fired up, eh? I'm pretty confident that we can get through Ohio with no issues as long as I take the University of Michigan Parking pass off the Jeep. Those Buckeye fans are brutal especially when they are employed as State Troopers. The Football team has been kicking the crap out of us the past few years and the immediate future doesn't look much better but they still won't leave us alone. Since I am pretty good at getting into and out of the socialist country to my South named Canada with guns, Ohio doesn't even make me blink. Of course it might be that I actually do try and obey the traffic laws in Ohio due to their much deserved reputation for enforcing thier laws on out of state plated vehicles. Haters.................and you don't really need a description of the Jeep. How many others have you seen with a big Team SV Infinity logo on the passenger side back window and a plate that reads SVI40SW? Harry, I didn't know that body armor manufacturers started making a new size called Tactical Tent. Big enough for you or big enough for 3 regular sized officers to use as a blocking shield. Talk about a custom vest-impressive. You give new meaining to the use of cover and concealment. Your team just sends you in first don't they? They all stack up behind you and use you for the shield. It is all starting to make sense now. You are just going to use the body armor as an excuse for slowing you down during the match. Allready stacking up your excuses just in case? Just think of this match as a warm up for the squad at nationals where no topic is safe or left untouched. I can't wait either..............who cares how we end up shooting, the trash talking just got bumped to Master Class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hf219 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Roy, you are too funny. Listen I just dont want any excuses now. We are in the same class AGAIN and you have been shooting as much as I have. So no more BS. This will be the championship match of matches. It will all come down to this event. YOU against ME. A true battle of skill and wits. This will be the beginning of a new era. How bout this, Ill get us a trophy to hand back and forth. If you win you get the trophy and bragging rights. If I win, Ill get it. The winner has to get the enscription put on it. What do you think. AND whoever wins must address the other with the recognition of such. Hello, the champion who beat me! ROFLOL. There will be a penalty for not addressing each other as such. A beverage per improper addressing. This will be a work of art. Something to hand down to future generations. Seeing how I have stomped on you for the past couple of years, you can confirm this conversation with Yes Champion who has beaten me! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROY NEAL Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 owwwwwwwwwww..........you wound me brother! Match of wit and skills, eh? Your on. I like the idea on the trophy though. The trophy should of course have a semi clothed female figure grasping a pole. Otherwise it wouldn't go with the other decorations in my house and I wouldn't be proud enough to show it off to anyone around here where I have a reputation to maintain.(I didn't say it was good now did I?) I think I would prefer to be refered to from here on by you as "Lord Ubeetmeagain" but I can be reasonalbe. We'll come up with a Title for it. Now does that trophy travel to Nats with us? Bob Novak and Travis Gibson are also A class and would happily get into this. So would Tony Pignato from Velocity shooters. Loser has to buy the other(s) an adult beverage of thier choice? I look forward to your reply. (and your gun breaking, your future ankle sprain and you going minor at the chrono but I'm getting ahead of myself). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hf219 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 owwwwwwwwwww..........you wound me brother! Match of wit and skills, eh? Your on. I like the idea on the trophy though. The trophy should of course have a semi clothed female figure grasping a pole. Otherwise it wouldn't go with the other decorations in my house and I wouldn't be proud enough to show it off to anyone around here where I have a reputation to maintain.(I didn't say it was good now did I?) I think I would prefer to be refered to from here on by you as "Lord Ubeetmeagain" but I can be reasonalbe. We'll come up with a Title for it. Now does that trophy travel to Nats with us? Bob Novak and Travis Gibson are also A class and would happily get into this. So would Tony Pignato from Velocity shooters. Loser has to buy the other(s) an adult beverage of thier choice? I look forward to your reply. (and your gun breaking, your future ankle sprain and you going minor at the chrono but I'm getting ahead of myself). I guess it can go with us to the Nationals. You and I have gone back and forth for years. Now you want to drag others into our taunting ritual. Well, Ill let you decide. Just make sure you explain the rules to them. I dont want to have to call in a chopper for trauma to someones feelings. Now of course everyone will have to call the champion "Lord Ubeetmeagain". No excuses, private or profesional conversations. We will be addressed as such. Oh this will be awesome. Ok so now I gotta get a trophy. And you already have a pole in your hose that you practice on. So dont give me that nonsense that you need another one. Im in tears im laughing so hard. Ok just remember, running tab on the proper addressing, in any proven media. Emails included. Gentlemens rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROY NEAL Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 It is no fun if you can't bring others into the taunting ritual. Didn't your Mom teach you that it is better to share? Come on, be a giver for a change. Besides, it only increases the pressure that will cause your game to collapse. Nice, eh? So you approve of the title (Lord Ubeetmeagain)? I agree that after this match, the winner (of course it will be me) should be addressed by his proper title by the others at all times. What fun whould it be if the others didn't have to refer to me by that name? No, I don't have a pole in the living room for Hana to practice on.......I live in a condo and could not get the condo board to approve the renovations neccessary to turn my living room into the VIP room at my favorite establishment. Believe me, I tried. It was something about loud music, bright lights, disco balls and numerous scantilly clad women coming and going at all hours that gave them a moment of pause. Hmmmmmm. Oh, well. You know I pretty much expect it to rain only on me that day, my ammo will decide not to work and my gun will want to take the day off while I slip and slide my way through the courses of fire listening to you laugh out loud at my dilema. If it wasn't for bad luck, I probally wouldn't be having any luck at all these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hf219 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Ok, invite away. Same division, same class. Im working on the trophy now. Lord Ubeatmeagain, thats funny, as I recall you havent beaten me in a while. So we will hold off on my newly crowned addressing until after WPA. Oh yeah, we will have our own awards ceremony at your favorite adult establishment. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROY NEAL Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Harry, Be careful what you wish for......every time I take shooters there something happens....Larry H. fell in love in about 20 seconds and we didn't see him till closing time. Mike Dame went off with a dancer and didn't come back for allmost 2 hours one night(I don't even want to think about that)-we allmost thought he left except I drove. Brandon Strayer ended up in Toledo, Ohio one night with one of the dancers as she was suppossed to show him back to his hotel in Brighton Michigan since she lived out that way. Wayne(section coordinator who shall remain nameless) from Kentucky got so ripped that when we dropped him off at the hotel that night, he just crawled into the back of a pickup truck tailgate. Of course we found out it wasn't his the next morning but that is a whole nother story. Don't even ask about some of the local shooters and the adventures that have taken place there. The place is evil. And they have sponsored our match's. Yes, we even had a stage with a manaquin and a pole. Starting position was going to be recieving a lap dance while seated. On Start signal, ditch the b***h and engage all targets while leaving bar. Till some teenage competitors showed up thier parents. Can you believe the mother asked me if someone would explain a lap dance to her teenage son? Like he didn't allready know ( he did....he told us). Just warning you about the place........ You know it could have been I was feeling sorry for you and that by beating me it would give you something to live for. That thought had crossed my mind once or twice. Yeah, I know it is going to hurt sucking up to you after the match when you kick the crap out of me in the final scores.........but that is why you play the game. If it was easy, anybody could do it. I guess I ought to go and practice some before then. We'll see................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemcityshooter Posted August 13, 2010 Author Share Posted August 13, 2010 Slots are filling up fast! Saturday afternoon is now full. Don't miss-out on a great match! 2010 Western PA Section Championship by Infinity Firearms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hf219 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) What Matt said, Roy and I will provide the entertainment! Dont forget the Lord Ubeatmeagain award ceremony following the activities. Edited August 13, 2010 by hf219 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemcityshooter Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 Last week to get apps in! There are still slots available on Saturday morning and Sunday morning. Don't miss out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cferree Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I've never been to this range. Does anyone who if there will be a food vender on site? Thanks, Charles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemcityshooter Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 Yes, there will be food available at the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nwb01 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 What time is registration and shooters meeting for those of us shooting Saturday PM ?? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigpops Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 (edited) Shooters registration and meeting for Sunday am? What time do you plan on wrapping up the match on Sunday? Thanks in advance! Edited September 1, 2010 by Bigpops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemcityshooter Posted September 2, 2010 Author Share Posted September 2, 2010 (edited) For all days: AM squads will have a shooters meeting about 7:30 with shots fired approx 8:00 PM squads will have a shooters meeting about 12:30 with shots fired approx. 1:00 AM squads plan on being there by 7:00. PM squads plan on being there by 12:00. Edited September 2, 2010 by gemcityshooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigpops Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 For all days: AM squads will have a shooters meeting about 7:30 with shots fired approx 8:00 PM squads will have a shooters meeting about 12:30 with shots fired approx. 1:00 AM squads plan on being there by 7:00. PM squads plan on being there by 12:00. Thank you! We are bringing the good weather with us for Sunday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carter300 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 [quote Thank you! We are bringing the good weather with us for Sunday! I think you better look in your rear view mirror, I dont think that nice weather following you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Joe Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Matt, I wanted to send a THANK YOU out to you and your staff! We just got back and had a great time. The RO's and assistants were ALL very professional and helpful. The stages were very diverse and challenging. We look forward to next year!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave.O Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Matt Thanks to you and all your staff for muddling through and putting on this match... I was glad the weather god's smiled today.. Thanks again to everyone... See ya all next time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Timmy Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Matt, Great match, great stages, great staff. Thanks again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatekeeper Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Thanks to everyone who worked so hard to put this match together and keep it running smoothly. The match was great fun and the entire staff did a terrific job running and maintaining the stages despite the weather. This was my first "major" match and I had a great time! Thanks again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemcityshooter Posted September 5, 2010 Author Share Posted September 5, 2010 Here is a link with some pics from the match. http://exnavydoc.smugmug.com/USPSA-Western-PA-Section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cferree Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 (edited) Anyone know when the final scores are going to be posted? I had to drive home this morning. Edited September 6, 2010 by cferree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingman Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 This was my 1st major match working as an RO. I would like to thank everyone that worked the match and all the shooters that attended. I thought that the Gem City range put on a great match with some very good stages. Most of all I would like to thank Matt D. for all the work he put into this and hopefully now he can get a rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carter300 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Anyone know when the final scores are going to be posted? I had to drive home this morning. Scores are posted USPSA site THNAK YOU Matt and staff had a blast!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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