3quartertime Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 A sign at a business establishment in Philadelphia, PA: "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE AMERICAN" Doesn't that make you see red??? This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business... And that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . . . We are a society who holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty . . . And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign? .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?) You gotta love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 Look at that, I had an echo post. Feel free to hack one away!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE AMERICAN" This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business . . .. and that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . . . We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty . . . And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign? Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?) You gotta love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Wow, that IS pleasantly 'twisted', isn't it?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 <merged> MerlinD, your Sainthood is on probation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 <merged>MerlinD, your Sainthood is on probation. Erik - your memory is without peer. Or do you do a search for Every Post? I'm a Catholic Saint - just move me to another Parish... MY BAD - I swear I usually do a search. "Mule, Thats two." Sorry bout that, 3quarter. We share in our perverse nature, me thinks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 I just remember seeing it before. And it's a sure bet that anything having to do with dead Al Qaedas has been posted here. I recall first seeing it with Jews instead of Americans and generic terrorists instead of the Al Qaeda variety. You have to wonder how long these things have been passed around with the players changed. Maybe this one started out as, "WE WOVLD RATHER DO BVSINESS WITH M VISIGOTHS THAN WITH A SINGLE ROMAN." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 "WE WOVLD RATHER DO BVSINESS WITH M VISIGOTHS THAN WITH A SINGLE ROMAN." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBF Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 I have been wondering who will be the first to offer free range time to suicide bombers. Might be fun to watch.... Travis F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBF Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 Just to clarify, It might be fun to watch them practice... Travis F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 In the imortal words of the Terrorist Suicide Bomb instructor, "Pay attention young martyr, I'm only going to do this once!" Nolan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvmichael Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 SIGN IN A PHILADELPHIA STORE WINDOW "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!" This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia . You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement!! However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign.. Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians have no sense of humor?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I like it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 This one's for Merlin http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3318 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 This one's for Merlinhttp://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3318 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmanfixit Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Hey... I got several pals that are Morticians! Believe me they have a sense of humor. Mostly tho it shows up when they're out of town at a convention. I mean really, you want a guy crackin wise at your auntie Edna's departure service?? And the way you have to dress to go to work every day...it's worse than working for Ross Perot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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