nvmichael Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Blondes A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" "Very good," said her mother.. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked. "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, It's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "No, Honey, Its because you're 27 ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avezorak Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 NICE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 That joke is Bogus...... Blonds never have to walk home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 ...of what embarrassed momma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 That joke is Bogus...... Blonds never have to walk home Good call Jamie! Nothing gets past him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 That joke is Bogus...... Blonds never have to walk home Good call Jamie! Nothing gets past him. He missed that she never walked home, she skipped. I don't think he can make a case that Blonds have never skipped from school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokshwn Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 ...of what embarrassed momma! How's this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 ...of what embarrassed momma! How's this Tastefully done too. NIce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary1911A1 Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 One of the best Blondes Jokes I've heard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 ...of what embarrassed momma! How's this That works for me!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandro Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 (edited) ...of what embarrassed momma! How's this Funny... Edited October 29, 2009 by Sandro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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