grandbagger Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 wife for sale Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position. Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large. Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed. Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them. Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray. Needs front-end work--Tits are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart. May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis, Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply.. Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model. Any offers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSMITH Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 RUN, RUN, RUN while you can. You may get enough of a head start that she may not ever catch you. Because if she does......... dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 WOW Makes me want to get married again. NOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwana Six-Gun Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Since you have a seious death wish, can I be the beneficiary of your life insurance or failing that at least be in the will to get whatever guns you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Man Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Nineteen years later I had a second chance at my 1984 model and found out I made the correct decision the first time!!! FM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sskp1 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I've got a 72 chevelle i've owned since 84. My 95 GMC i've had since 2000. I love my 74 wife and wouldn't trade her for anything. She says i'm resistant to change sometimes and i tell her maybe so but it keeps me with you. Kevin :blizzard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugh Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 WOWMakes me want to get married again. NOT Why get married? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 WOWMakes me want to get married again. NOT Why get married? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 WOWMakes me want to get married again. NOT Why get married? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house... I would call that one...the quote of the day Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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