Turbo23 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 This just a joke I hope that it will not offend anyone. I just had to share it. I feel the same way GOD IS BUSY! If you don't know God, don't make stupid remarks!!!! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me." One more thing: God bless the men and women that are overseas right now giving me the right, and luxury of doing the things I love.... If any of you are reading this...THANK YOU!!! for your sacrifice and service! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Semper Fi!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Go Army .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drivingit Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Thank you all who serve, God Bless You! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Damn skippy I might add!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 One more thing:God bless the men and women that are overseas right now giving me the right, and luxury of doing the things I love.... If any of you are reading this...THANK YOU!!! for your sacrifice and service! Thankx!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Ahmen Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo23 Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 One more thing:God bless the men and women that are overseas right now giving me the right, and luxury of doing the things I love.... If any of you are reading this...THANK YOU!!! for your sacrifice and service! Thankx!!!! You are welcome!!!! Once again..... THANK YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 One more thing:God bless the men and women that are overseas right now giving me the right, and luxury of doing the things I love.... If any of you are reading this...THANK YOU!!! for your sacrifice and service! Thankx!!!! You are welcome!!!! Once again..... THANK YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Wow, that Marine sure went easy on the prof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johann the Horrible Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Wow, that Marine sure went easy on the prof. It must have been one of that "gun free" Universities, else He would have used the analogue lightning- a M16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisStock Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Go Army .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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