Jadeslade Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 whats a guy got to do to join if he didnt start USPSA shooting until this year? all i shoot are 1911s dont leave out a new guy, hook a brother up! Corey you have 1700 + posts-you are prime Single Stack elitist club material (or is that materiel). We need to get Ty Gentry and Benny Hill in here too. Ty turned me on to a lot of things- talking about shootin", dreamin' about shootin',shootin', gettin' ready to shoot, and best of all lyin' about shootin'. Benny is a GM in all things shootin' and is an excellent liar-like "I'm gonna have a little trouble on this stage-that's a hard position for me'" (if you hear Benny say that, bet 5 dollars he hoses it). Or "I've got this really nice barbecue gun at my shop it has your name on it" I got one of those once and it had John Dillinger engraved on it-I had to throw that one back 'cause it was gonna cost me some big bucks to have that engraving removed and my name put on it..... Merlin Orr is like the double GM in that crowd of Texas border patrol shooting liars and he's in here-I met Merlin when we were in Egypt shooting the Cairo Open and we were lyin' about shootin then. So to make a long post short-with 1700+ posts in a short time you have got to have some good ones. Bust 'em out-I think you belong here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel1212 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 whats a guy got to do to join if he didnt start USPSA shooting until this year? all i shoot are 1911s dont leave out a new guy, hook a brother up! Corey you have 1700 + posts-you are prime Single Stack elitist club material (or is that materiel). We need to get Ty Gentry and Benny Hill in here too. Ty turned me on to a lot of things- talking about shootin", dreamin' about shootin',shootin', gettin' ready to shoot, and best of all lyin' about shootin'. Benny is a GM in all things shootin' and is an excellent liar-like "I'm gonna have a little trouble on this stage-that's a hard position for me'" (if you hear Benny say that, bet 5 dollars he hoses it). Or "I've got this really nice barbecue gun at my shop it has your name on it" I got one of those once and it had John Dillinger engraved on it-I had to throw that one back 'cause it was gonna cost me some big bucks to have that engraving removed and my name put on it..... Merlin Orr is like the double GM in that crowd of Texas border patrol shooting liars and he's in here-I met Merlin when we were in Egypt shooting the Cairo Open and we were lyin' about shootin then. So to make a long post short-with 1700+ posts in a short time you have got to have some good ones. Bust 'em out-I think you belong here. Oh he forgot to mention he is the reining IN State Single Stack Champ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadeslade Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 (edited) Oh-I forgot to mention that Francisco( # 93) saved all of our lives last Saturday in the steamy jungles of northern Florida. He also did all of SS a great honor. He steps to the line to shoot -looks like it might rain and lightning-he is fearless-I'm watchin' from under the shed-guarding our ammo- and here comes out of the bush right in front of Scrat-a GIANT KING COBRA-spittin' and hissin'. RO gives standard command-"Shoot that thing". (This was after make ready.) I mean that thing was 15ft long-Scrat just plugs him between the eyes, puts a safety shot on it and we all breathed a sigh of relief. Made me proud to be SS, friends with Francisco(his dad is a ok guy too-but his name is toopid!-I mean what is a NEMO!!!. I'll bet they called Zhunter with that info and I think I have gratuitusly dropped enough big shot names for now. I'm going to eat dinner with ROBBIE. Oh, yeah, Scrat making a thong out of his trophy. Cool. Edited August 18, 2010 by Jadeslade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadeslade Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 whats a guy got to do to join if he didnt start USPSA shooting until this year? all i shoot are 1911s dont leave out a new guy, hook a brother up! Corey you have 1700 + posts-you are prime Single Stack elitist club material (or is that materiel). We need to get Ty Gentry and Benny Hill in here too. Ty turned me on to a lot of things- talking about shootin", dreamin' about shootin',shootin', gettin' ready to shoot, and best of all lyin' about shootin'. Benny is a GM in all things shootin' and is an excellent liar-like "I'm gonna have a little trouble on this stage-that's a hard position for me'" (if you hear Benny say that, bet 5 dollars he hoses it). Or "I've got this really nice barbecue gun at my shop it has your name on it" I got one of those once and it had John Dillinger engraved on it-I had to throw that one back 'cause it was gonna cost me some big bucks to have that engraving removed and my name put on it..... Merlin Orr is like the double GM in that crowd of Texas border patrol shooting liars and he's in here-I met Merlin when we were in Egypt shooting the Cairo Open and we were lyin' about shootin then. So to make a long post short-with 1700+ posts in a short time you have got to have some good ones. Bust 'em out-I think you belong here. Oh he forgot to mention he is the reining IN State Single Stack Champ! Yes sir! He definitely belongs!! Way cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 whats a guy got to do to join if he didnt start USPSA shooting until this year? all i shoot are 1911s dont leave out a new guy, hook a brother up! Corey you have 1700 + posts-you are prime Single Stack elitist club material (or is that materiel). We need to get Ty Gentry and Benny Hill in here too. Ty turned me on to a lot of things- talking about shootin", dreamin' about shootin',shootin', gettin' ready to shoot, and best of all lyin' about shootin'. Benny is a GM in all things shootin' and is an excellent liar-like "I'm gonna have a little trouble on this stage-that's a hard position for me'" (if you hear Benny say that, bet 5 dollars he hoses it). Or "I've got this really nice barbecue gun at my shop it has your name on it" I got one of those once and it had John Dillinger engraved on it-I had to throw that one back 'cause it was gonna cost me some big bucks to have that engraving removed and my name put on it..... Merlin Orr is like the double GM in that crowd of Texas border patrol shooting liars and he's in here-I met Merlin when we were in Egypt shooting the Cairo Open and we were lyin' about shootin then. So to make a long post short-with 1700+ posts in a short time you have got to have some good ones. Bust 'em out-I think you belong here. Oh he forgot to mention he is the reining IN State Single Stack Champ! still a bit odd to see that, but yea i guess its true, lol. Application for approval: 1) Must own a 1911 Single Stack of original JMB Design, NO light railed guns 2) Must have proof of having competed in a Single Stack Division Match or a IDPA CDP Match dating back to January 1, 2007 inclusive Im new....dont hate 3) Previous use of ANY Polymer framed gun has to have been limited to Production Division polymer guns are dumb 4) Any archived post attributed to you will that was/is deemed to be derogatory to the Single Stack Division is grounds for a lifetime ban. good luck finding me hating on a 1911 5) Photo of both sides of your 1911 Single Stack must accompany membership application. see #1 6) Proof of a USPSA Life-Membership number consisting of ONLY three digits will over-ride lack of two photos and proof of match participation 7) 1911 Elitist / Snob Club board has final say on all matters, there is NO SUCH THING AS ARBITRATION!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Cline Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 ill see about gettin the rest of application ready to go Good, man. So, uh, how does one obtain voting priviledges, exactly, sorta? Uhhhh...... Hmmmm. Ahhhh... Not really based upon merit ! The voting members may try to get a discourse going to address that... LOL That was so totally random, and in line with the thread!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadeslade Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Nice gun. I think they still watching cow tippin' finals in Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Cline Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Oh-I forgot to mention that Francisco( # 93) saved all of our lives last Saturday in the steamy jungles of northern Florida. He also did all of SS a great honor. He steps to the line to shoot -looks like it might rain and lightning-he is fearless-I'm watchin' from under the shed-guarding our ammo- and here comes out of the bush right in front of Scrat-a GIANT KING COBRA-spittin' and hissin'. RO gives standard command-"Shoot that thing". (This was after make ready.) I mean that thing was 15ft long-Scrat just plugs him between the eyes, puts a safety shot on it and we all breathed a sigh of relief. Made me proud to be SS, friends with Francisco(his dad is a ok guy too-but his name is toopid!-I mean what is a NEMO!!!. I'll bet they called Zhunter with that info and I think I have gratuitusly dropped enough big shot names for now. I'm going to eat dinner with ROBBIE. Oh, yeah, Scrat making a thong out of his trophy. Cool. Please tell me ya got that on video!?!? I spent over $100 on video capturing sunglasses for exactly this situation- for when the big ol' Texas Western Diamond Back rattler comes slithering out onto the range after I've been told to make ready!!! If this happened to someone who didn't spend the $100 on video capturing sunglasses I'm gonna cry! Just bawl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Cline Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Nice gun. I think they still watching cow tippin' finals in Texas. Ahem... cow-tippin' is a KS thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Started to comment on Steven and Jadeslade's cow tippin comments and decided that a discussion of farm animals will lead to bad things..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Cline Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 ...there is no gentle smack talk aloud when beating limited/open shooters it must be aggressively talked or none at all The biggest smack talk would've come on stage 1- 5th on the stage w/ virtually a standing reload... oh, boy, huge trash talk capability! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Cline Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Started to comment on Steven and Jadeslade's cow tippin comments and decided that a discussion of farm animals will lead to bad things..... There are bad things between humans and farm animals... at night... after drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashvillebill Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Started to comment on Steven and Jadeslade's cow tippin comments and decided that a discussion of farm animals will lead to bad things..... How bad? We talkin' illegal or just uncomfortable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modoc Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Started to comment on Steven and Jadeslade's cow tippin comments and decided that a discussion of farm animals will lead to bad things..... How bad? We talkin' illegal or just uncomfortable? Probably still under the Statute of Limitations But the answer is probably "YES!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadeslade Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 (edited) Double post Edited August 19, 2010 by Jadeslade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadeslade Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Started to comment on Steven and Jadeslade's cow tippin comments and decided that a discussion of farm animals will lead to bad things..... Hey Merlin-just wanted to get your attention-I'm watchin' the same show, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadeslade Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Oh-I forgot to mention that Francisco( # 93) saved all of our lives last Saturday in the steamy jungles of northern Florida. He also did all of SS a great honor. He steps to the line to shoot -looks like it might rain and lightning-he is fearless-I'm watchin' from under the shed-guarding our ammo- and here comes out of the bush right in front of Scrat-a GIANT KING COBRA-spittin' and hissin'. RO gives standard command-"Shoot that thing". (This was after make ready.) I mean that thing was 15ft long-Scrat just plugs him between the eyes, puts a safety shot on it and we all breathed a sigh of relief. Made me proud to be SS, friends with Francisco(his dad is a ok guy too-but his name is toopid!-I mean what is a NEMO!!!. I'll bet they called Zhunter with that info and I think I have gratuitusly dropped enough big shot names for now. I'm going to eat dinner with ROBBIE. Oh, yeah, Scrat making a thong out of his trophy. Cool. Please tell me ya got that on video!?!? I spent over $100 on video capturing sunglasses for exactly this situation- for when the big ol' Texas Western Diamond Back rattler comes slithering out onto the range after I've been told to make ready!!! If this happened to someone who didn't spend the $100 on video capturing sunglasses I'm gonna cry! Just bawl! I wish- but still a great shot. Classic. That range SEPSA-has snakes regular-between two ponds and the intracoastal. We'll get video sooner or later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 so how long does it take to get approved for membership?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve J Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 so how long does it take to get approved for membership?? Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to start your membership in this august body ON PROBATION. People have. Believe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 so how long does it take to get approved for membership?? Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to start your membership in this august body ON PROBATION. People have. Believe me. Ill go do some dry-fire to calm my nerves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Corey... Aye from me..... Nemo and Z will be along directly...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel1212 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Corey... Aye from me..... Nemo and Z will be along directly...LOL I'm already a member what the..... OH Aye from me too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Burtchell Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 (edited) My latest single stack acquisition. Purchased from a very good friend STI Trojan in 40 S&W. Brazos Custom trigger kit, Dawson Precision "no gap" magwell, Aluma-Grips & a visit to Virgil Tripp for a complete and thorough tuning & tweaking. Edited August 25, 2010 by Paul Burtchell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve J Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 My latest single stack acquisition. Purchased from a very good friend STI Trojan in 40 S&W. Brazos Custom trigger kit, Dawson Precision "no gap" magwell, Aluma-Grips & a visit to Virgil Tripp for a complete and thorough tuning & tweaking. Now that's a move in the right direction - additional 1911s. I was just thinking it was about time for Chad to drift in and shoot just enough matches to soundly kick our butts. I guess he can still do it with the CZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 25, 2010 Author Share Posted August 25, 2010 Ok, finally got current pics of my old faithful, and match results...respectfully apply for admittance to these hallowed halls. 2010.08.08 Pistol Finals All divisions.txt 2010.08.08 Pistol Finals Single Stack.txt The results have me listed as AKI jr, gino because that's how the club has my SS info saved in EZ-Win. Give the man a number! Welcome to the club gino_aki: Non-Voting Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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