Vlad Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 My wife passed this to me. Should I worry? A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and tape over his mouth while he is on fire. No further studies are expected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbadaboom Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 My wife passed this to me. Should I worry? Only if she comes to you and asks if you would like to volunteer to be the subject in a study. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 The same University Department, in a parallel survey, determined that the kind of woman a man invariably fells in love with is a universal constant, throughout the whole world... . . . . . . . . . . ... a mute orphan pornostar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Heiter Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I've always been on the lookout for a gun-toting nympho liquor store owner personally but I may have to add orphan to my list now. Thanks Sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Habicht Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 The same University Department, in a parallel survey, determined that the kind of woman a man invariably fells in love with is a universal constant, throughout the whole world.... . . . . . . . . . ... a mute orphan pornostar! ....who inherited a gunstore empire and shooting range from her late parents...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 A blind man and a mute woman has been described as the ideal married couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 My wife found this one just a little bit too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Ya think?! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I have to tell you about a "Bad Dream" my wife told me about. seams her Revolver would not work and it realy upset her in her dream...tha the gun would not work... the side note is she was trying to shoot me with it. IN her 'Bad Dream' that is, she says I realy needed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 A friend from work sent this. Guess it's making the rounds again.....or something? A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinBlue Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 I am LMAO at this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 All good jokes contain a bit of the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 What a freaky visual that is...!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Im in deep s%&t JIm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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