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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:  

- Indubitably

- Innovative

- Preliminary

- Proliferation

- Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

- Specificity

- British Constitution

- Passive-aggressive disorder

- Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

- Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

- Nope, no more beer for me.

- Sorry, but you're not really my type.

- Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.

- Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

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