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Symptoms Of The Bird Flu...


Merlin Orr

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Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.

If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment

immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

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On our trip to China we were handed a health questionaire to fill out just before our flight landed. One question was:

Have you recently been in contact with chickens or chicken parts?

Fortunately I had enough good sense not to use the first answer that popped into my head:

"Not since lunch!" (we had chicken teriyaki)

I went ahead an answered NO because I'm pretty sure they meant live birds.

Nolan

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