GrumpyOne Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 An Air Force Sergeant, a Marine Sergeant, and an Army Ranger Sergeant crash landed in the jungle. Shortly after crashing, they were captured by the local indigenous tribe. The chief of the tribe told them that since they were trespassing on sacred land, all three were going to be killed and their skins were to be used as covers for a ceremonial canoe. ...But, they could choose the manner of their death. The Air Force Sergeant decided that he would rather die by poison, so the chief supplied him with the local plant based toxin, which he took and fell over dead. The Marine Sergeant decided that the poison took too long, so he asked for his trusty 45 and one round...Seeing all this take place the Army Ranger Sergeant asked for a fork..."A fork?" asked the chief..."Yes, a fork"...bewildered, the chief hands the Ranger a fork, and the Ranger immediately starts stabbing himself viciously all over with it, then looking at the chief said "Screw your damn canoe!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 And then the Navy Seal Sargent killed the entire tribe with his bare hands and said, "Sorry I'm late. Sub hat a flat tire." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEH Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 I would have asked for a walker, told them I’d just soon die of old age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Women .… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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