Merlin Orr Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress. A sign read: "Step Inside and See The Extraordinary Texan." The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on center stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Texan. Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly man was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd. Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw the faded sign for the same circus and the same sign "Step Inside and See The Extraordinary Texan" He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The old Texan stood before them, then suddenly drops his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the old man. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?" "Well," said the Texan, "My eyes aren't what they used to be!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Very funny...wonder how you found out about my other job????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 I actually laughed out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 You know your eyes are going when you need a red-dot to aim your business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 You know your eyes are going when you need a red-dot to aim your business. I tried one to help assist the aiming myself but those 6 mounting screws were a bitch..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 You know your eyes are going when you need a red-dot to aim your business. I tried one to help assist the aiming myself but those 6 mounting screws were a bitch..... OUCH!!!!! 6 screws? Stop Braggin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 6 screws? Yeah... one every 1/4-inch from base to "helmet". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 6 screws? Yeah... one every 1/4-inch from base to "helmet". That WAS you peering through that glory hole at the rest stop! I thought that eye in your avatar looked familiar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 6 screws? Yeah... one every 1/4-inch from base to "helmet". That WAS you peering through that glory hole at the rest stop! I thought that eye in your avatar looked familiar! ROTFLMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Thank god the hole was 3" deep... I saw you try to poke me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 9, 2005 Author Share Posted February 9, 2005 Thank god the hole was 3" deep... I saw you try to poke me. You REALLY mean Thank God it was only 3" WIDE. If if had been just a little larger you would now be the 1 eyed 300lbGorilla...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 continuing to LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 The first liar doesn't stand a chance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Murphy Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 True story: I had a customer who was trustee of a gun club call me today and say they want to have a urinal installed because they are having problem with the toilet bowl. "the problem with the bathroom is the same problem on the range, no one can hit what they are aiming!" Ted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Thank god the hole was 3" deep... I saw you try to poke me. You REALLY mean Thank God it was only 3" WIDE. If if had been just a little larger you would now be the 1 eyed 300lbGorilla...... Okay, so you're stalking me. How'd you know that my member's pet name is the One-Eyed Gorilla? And you really shouldn't bend your unit that way... it might break. If you're trying to say that you have a large unit, you might want to spit it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 11, 2005 Author Share Posted February 11, 2005 OK - thats enough! Don't make me sic my "commando" on yer ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 OK - thats enough! Don't make me sic my "commando" on yer ass! Hey dude, I ain't into that... but I hear Richard Gere is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 11, 2005 Author Share Posted February 11, 2005 Laughter is truly the best medicine. This forum is definitely very good for the health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 (RE: Merlin's 'commando'...) LOL...!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 I thought commando was not wearing underwear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcoliver Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Under all that fur, he's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 After looking carefully I don't think his holster was IDPA compliant.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 I WANT ONE!!! (A commando that is, not one of the other thangs y'all were bragging about) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 I WANT ONE!!! (A commando that is, not one of the other thangs y'all were bragging about) From the look of your avatar, that "commando" you want wouldn't last long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 That's why Commando has a rifle - duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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