ima45dv8 Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Judy is about to give birth in hospital. The doctor comes round and asks whether her husband will be joining her. "No," she says, "I don't have a husband." "Will your boyfriend be coming then?" "No," she says, "I don't have a boyfriend either." "I'm sorry if I seem inquisitive," says the Doctor, "but how did you become pregnant?" "Well," she replies in a shy quiet voice, "times are hard and I was forced to make a porn film to make ends meet." A few hours later Judy finally gives birth and the Doctor shows her the new baby. "You've got a lovely black baby boy" he tells her. "Oh yes," she says, "the leading man was black. But why does the baby have funny eyes?" "You're right," says the Doctor, "his eyes look Chinese to me." "Of course," she goes on, "now I remember. The stand-in guy was Chinese." "And he's got blond hair too," the doctor continues in amazement. "That will be the Swedish guys in the last scene," she explains."They were really great." Doctor and Judy stand around looking into the crib for a few seconds and then the baby starts to cry. Judy lets out a deep sigh of relief. "Thank God for that. I was afraid he was going to bark." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacifistwitharifle Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 rofl one more reason why, i don't care how desperate for money i become i will never be an adult film star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Uhggggggg!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 "...i will never be an adult film star ..." Yes, if for no other reason than the embarrassment of 'doing it' in that ghastly four-poster bed we saw here a little while back... gah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 "...i will never be an adult film star ..." Yes, if for no other reason than the embarrassment of 'doing it' in that ghastly four-poster bed we saw here a little while back... gah! That bed was the shizzle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 ...Or a four-p***s bed, depending on how bold you wish to make the appellation. That bed was downright WEIRD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman33_99 Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 "...i will never be an adult film star ..." Yes, if for no other reason than the embarrassment of 'doing it' in that ghastly four-poster bed we saw here a little while back... gah! Yah Mean This Bed????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Hehehe... morning wood. I'm never gonna get tired of that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 ...just too damn' weird, I swear... Tacky, tacky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimel Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Morning wood.....ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But somehow sleeping in this bed would tend to make most any guy feel somehow, err...inadequate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Morning wood.....ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But somehow sleeping in this bed would tend to make most any guy feel somehow, err...inadequate. Ahem... speak for yourself!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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