Lost at sea...

[ima45dv8]

Flex has been stranded on a desert island alone for ten years. One day, he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. And he was right. In fact; as the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of even a small boat, or a raft.

Finally though, emerging from the surf comes this drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches our stunned hero and asks, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" Flex says. She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a packet of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that ever good!" Then she asks him, "How long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" Trembling, he replies, "Ten Years!" She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask, and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig, and says, "Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!" Then she starts slowly sliding down the long zipper that runs down the front of her skin tight wetsuit, looks at him seductively and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?" Flex, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh dear God! Don't tell me you've got a GLOCK in there too!"

[Barrettone]

Brilliant!!!!!!

[SiG Lady]

I loooooove it...!!

[warpspeed]

This is certain to become a BE classic.

[AikiDale]

[kevin c]

That's great! That came just in the nick of time - needed a good pick me up...

[tightloop]