EEH Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 I guess I could a put this in what I like..any read this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Yep - most pets are members of the family. Our dog and 2 cats are for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethor Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Could not be better said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Warrior Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Yup.... Pretty much sums it up at our place too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 AND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! The Cat's Diary My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt todisgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve RA Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Like that one !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 After a day lost a dog returns home and is greeted with open arms and some love. The dog responds by rubbing itself against everyone in the house and jumping about for joy, playing fetch and fall asleep at the end of the bed, the dog is clearly happy to be home. The same dog lost for more than a week will pine mercilessly and do everything it can to get back home, and perform as above but for longer A Cat, however will behave as follows. After a year away from its home it will simply arrive late at night, howl to get in and proceed to rub itself against the nearest table leg, sniff at the food you place out, peck a small morsel, vomit on the carpet and go sleep in the chair / bed you vacated to let it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 (edited) Men are like dogs, women are like cats. Dogs have masters, Cats have staff. Edited March 12, 2014 by Toolguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdzman Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 No matter how bad your day has gone when you come home to your dog it suddenly gets better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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