dajarrel Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan wh! o was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlyAlpha1124 Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 thats priceless. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpolans Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Of course, if you think about it, it doesn't make sense. She would be trying to zip her skirt up from the bottom to open it a little, and pulling up on the zipper of a pair of pants only closes the fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierruiggi Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Perhaps the man behind her was doing a handstand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Yes, yes, yes... but don't ruin the joke! I needed the laugh. No, the logic didn't escape me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Of course, if you think about it, it doesn't make sense. She would be trying to zip her skirt up from the bottom to open it a little, and pulling up on the zipper of a pair of pants only closes the fly. Uh... what? How many skirts have you taken off? They zip from the bottom up... in the back (the zipper extends from the top of the skirt down about 6-8 inches). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpolans Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Of course, if you think about it, it doesn't make sense. She would be trying to zip her skirt up from the bottom to open it a little, and pulling up on the zipper of a pair of pants only closes the fly. Uh... what? How many skirts have you taken off? They zip from the bottom up... in the back (the zipper extends from the top of the skirt down about 6-8 inches). Yeah, I know, but if her skirt is too tight to raise her leg to take a step, she'd have to widen it at the bottom. Unzipping from the top does nothing. So this would have to be some sort skirt with a zipper from bottom to top. But, you've pointed out yet another reason the joke doesn't really make sense. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Hey, both of you above, are you sure you're not engineers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Of course, if you think about it, it doesn't make sense. She would be trying to zip her skirt up from the bottom to open it a little, and pulling up on the zipper of a pair of pants only closes the fly. Uh... what? How many skirts have you taken off? They zip from the bottom up... in the back (the zipper extends from the top of the skirt down about 6-8 inches). Yeah, I know, but if her skirt is too tight to raise her leg to take a step, she'd have to widen it at the bottom. Unzipping from the top does nothing. So this would have to be some sort skirt with a zipper from bottom to top. But, you've pointed out yet another reason the joke doesn't really make sense. Oh well. Actually it does. If the skirt doesn't flex, getting more slack at the waste will allow it to ride up in the front more easily. Luca, I'm not an engineer, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shred Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Didja ever think that some zippers go the other direction? I'm wearing such a pair of shorts right now (and no, I'm not posting a picture of my fly halfway down unless you ask reeeelly nicely). And I'm in Texas... and there's a bus-stop not far from here.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty Gentry Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 she's a blond, its not supposed to make sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpolans Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Of course, if you think about it, it doesn't make sense. She would be trying to zip her skirt up from the bottom to open it a little, and pulling up on the zipper of a pair of pants only closes the fly. Uh... what? How many skirts have you taken off? They zip from the bottom up... in the back (the zipper extends from the top of the skirt down about 6-8 inches). Yeah, I know, but if her skirt is too tight to raise her leg to take a step, she'd have to widen it at the bottom. Unzipping from the top does nothing. So this would have to be some sort skirt with a zipper from bottom to top. But, you've pointed out yet another reason the joke doesn't really make sense. Oh well. Actually it does. If the skirt doesn't flex, getting more slack at the waste will allow it to ride up in the front more easily. Luca, I'm not an engineer, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Hmm...this sounds like it should be tested scientifically, now where to find a hottie redhead in a tight skirt... I'm not an engineer. But if I could do it all over again and had slightly better math ability, I'd have gone to Georgia Tech and been an ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 What baronee said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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