diehli Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 And I wonder why I'm single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 I've known for a while why I'm single, now I know why I'm broke. Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 divorce = time * money * attorney * woman Iam now single and loving it, though I have more fun on most weekends than is probably legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Kingman, know why divorces are so expensive? Cause they are worth it!! Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 If men rave so much about getting divorces (and beef about marriage), then why get married in the first place...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted November 18, 2004 Author Share Posted November 18, 2004 If men rave so much about getting divorces (and beef about marriage), then why get married in the first place...? You can dare a guy to do just about anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 If men rave so much about getting divorces (and beef about marriage), then why get married in the first place...? They think getting married means that they no longer have to look for sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Well, yes, I figured that, but there's something else going on underneath it that seems to disappoint them... Happens to the ladies, too. But what fool would DARE some guy to get married...?? Jeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrettone Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Sig Lady, Apparently you've never been "triple-dog-dared" (the ultimate test of your manhood). 'Tis better to live in misery than to not have the respect of ones peers. Thats why they invented poker night...to get back together, drink beer, smoke stogies, scratch, belch, fart and tell each other how stupid we were to have taken that last dare!!! We don't have anything better to do...we're just doin' time. I sure as hell hope my wife doesn't read this...there'll be hell to pay!!! Oh crap...I hear footsteps.... Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Well, maybe I'll just STAY single... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 well I got married because I used to believe in a four letter word that started with L. But that does not work very well. The divorce was well worth it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.40AET Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 They think getting married means that they no longer have to look for sex You bet! Jokes on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkelly Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 If men rave so much about getting divorces (and beef about marriage), then why get married in the first place...? We're tricked! We foolishly assume that the person we've dated for several years will be the same person when we've married. They foolishly think we won't be. I think it's the quest for the ring, once they have it they turn into gollum. Respectfully, johnk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 If men rave so much about getting divorces (and beef about marriage), then why get married in the first place...? Come on... you ask that with a straight face? The guy at the wedding stands next to his wife in front of a priest... big smile on his face as he imagines his favorite form of sex and thinks: "For the rest of my life.... I will have one whenever I want!" Woman standing next to him is thinking about performing that very same sex act and is thinking: "Thank God... for the rest of my life I'll never have to do THAT again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 If men rave so much about getting divorces (and beef about marriage), then why get married in the first place...? They think getting married means that they no longer have to look for sex Actually, being married DOES mean we no longer look for sex. We get so thoroughly discouraged we just stop looking........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 OK--change of pace, you guys: An ex of mine once called any good behavior on his part "Pu**y in the Bank." We definitely laughed about this a LOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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