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Harmon

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The Simpsons are my favorite (with Futurama as a close second).

Some cool quotes:

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?

Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.

Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

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Fry: "Wow! They discovered an intact 20th century pizzeria! Just like the one I used to work at!"

Bender: "Interesting! No, wait. The other thing. Tedious."

Bender: "I've been perusing your fortified wine list, and I've selected the '71 Hobo's Delight, the '57 Chateau Portey, and the '66 Thunder."

Waiter: "Exquisite choices, sir."

Bender: "And...mix them all together in a big jug."

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Hmm .. Little Lisa's Fish Slurry ....

Hey shouldn't "Married with children" be under the "Movies you hate to admit you like" thread, or maybe a "Guilty Pleasures" thread?

Vlad

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