BrianH Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 I was happy when that ad in the mags dropped, you know, the guy who was getting death threats from the government because he was doing firearms training using special-triple-top-secret-green-beret-seal-spec-ops-turbo training techniques, and you just sent him $150 and you can get the above on video tape, before the CIA sniper pops him through the livingroom window.... So I'm in the store today and check the new AH, and he's back.....dunno if it's the same guy, but now it is special-ultra-turbo-green-beret Karate training.....of course, nothing your local black belt knows because, after all, it's the f___king SPECIAL FORCES!!!!! Sorry, I just get tired of all the crap unscrupulous people try to sell the gullible..... ...oops...I better shut up....I hear chopper over my house....what's that on the roof..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 Hey! Cut that out! I took that class and it changed my life. I've never shot better since I switched to using the Kung Fu Grip. Take that GI Joe! E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 Didn't he post on this forum a couple of times OK you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Anderson Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 Just like o'l Dale Gribble on King of the Hill... He goes to Bounty Hunter training and says something to the effect of: You mean there's a force of poorly trained citizens who take the law into their own hands with little or no government regulations? It's about time! Am I the only one who watches King of the hill? Way better than the Simpsons... SA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfinney Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 Not only do I watch King of the Hill, but I live in Garland, TX, the realworld model for "Arland, TX"..... the cartoon is uncannily accurate..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Schwab Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 Quote: from Pat Harrison on 8:51 am on Aug. 3, 2002 Didn't he post on this forum a couple of times OK you know Yes, it was OKJoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 The best"King of the Hill" line IMHO is "Guns don't kill people, the government does." Dale cracks me up. -jhgtyre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Anderson Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Have you guys seen the one where Hank gets Bobby a rifle, they enter a father/son match, and then Hank can't shoot? When Hank tells Peggy he can't shoot, her Texas wife look of disgrace is perfect! Then Hank goes to a sports shrink (voiced by the "inconceiveable" guy from the princess bride) who gets him visualizing success! Very cool. SA (Edited by Steve Anderson at 12:45 pm on Aug. 7, 2002) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 That's the one where they drive to the range and when Bobby sees the range shack/clubhouse he says, "I always thought that was a crack house." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Anderson Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Yep. Yeeeep. Uh yep. yep. SA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Thompson Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 "This parties full of crack whores and debutants"- Hank Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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