Reverend Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and commited life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. Moral of the story? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... "Always keep your condoms in the car." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeper Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 That is just awful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 that's about the 4th time this has been posted. lynn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 You don't tell jokes like that from the pulpit, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 AND I MISSED IT THE FIRST THREE TIMES?! Thank God he posted it a fourth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcoliver Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "The moral of this story is:" "Always keep your condoms in your car." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcoliver Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Cripes! I searched for the word condom thinking it'll be a short list. Dangit! I missed this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 What are the odds that the same thing would happen to both Reverend and Mcoliver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcoliver Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Dude, you should always keep your condoms in your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEH Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 now as the Cable Guy says,now thats funny right there,lost my coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWFAN Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 (edited) Edited March 12, 2012 by DWFAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landshark45 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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