Duane Thomas Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle, then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... " * * * * * * * MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 We HAVE to be that way to survive...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 THE ACCIDENT A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...." MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever and evil. Don't mess with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay1 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I thought that it was going somewhere else, but I still smiled at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I can remember laughing my ass off when Duane posted this... Sounds like it could have happened....? hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Ah, too true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlspeed Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 I also didn't see that coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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