G-ManBart Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 (edited) Six Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize for this. I'm an idiot and I needed company ... And I know you have a sense of humor and some teeth. Edited January 28, 2010 by G-ManBart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatland Shooter Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Oh,oh! He's using some of that FBI psychology stuff on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmanfixit Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 OK G-Man obviously the sense of humor part, I'm hanging here.....but TEETH....I don't know...I don't know. Guess I could go with the I dot part too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Miles Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Bart, I miss your smiling face. Stay safe, Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neomet Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Ms. Neomet is still laughing. (Had to pass it on!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-ManBart Posted January 28, 2010 Author Share Posted January 28, 2010 LOL...yeah, this one made me chuckle. My brother-in-law sends me about half a dozen jokes a day, and this was one of his. R, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-ManBart Posted January 28, 2010 Author Share Posted January 28, 2010 Bart, I miss your smiling face. Stay safe, Pat June/HDC brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 You have plenty of company Chris And yes we all miss you. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I truly hate you for this! but awesome non-the-less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Since I can't touch all my top teeth with my tongue, does that mean I'm not an idiot? I left a couple on a floor somewhere a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Sorry didnt fall for your Gman Phy-op mind trick. My teeth were in the glass when I read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Some people managed to touch all of their top tooth with their tongue. Or was that for only those from "insert region of country especially singled out for derision" Good laugh in any event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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