Took a couple of days to read through the whole topic but some pretty hairy stuff.
Let's see...things you only do once...using the biggest knife in the drawer to open the pesky mac n' cheese box...crossing an electric fence by holding down the top wire with the watermelon you're eating...when you have a bad case of the flu and you're dizzy, don't jump for the bed (you might break the bay window with your face)...when your dad tells you not to drive across the pond on the ATV and you do it anyway (twice)...when that ATV quits running don't kick the engine with your tennis shoe (broken big toes hurt a lot)...if you're going to skip school while living at home, don't borrow your mom's car and then flip it into the ditch...had to call dad on that one and explain why the car was upside down facing towards town instead of towards school (dad put part of that car in my bedroom for awhile)...don't fall off motorcycles or horses into cactus...if your sister is on the go-kart and won't share, don't stomp on the accelerator breaking the linkage...just don't.