CSEMARTIN

No, that was Kevin Dunn. Actually, Steve-O was supposed to do the toy car bit, but his dad put a major guilt trip on him. That was the first stunt he backed out of- ever. Steve-O actually drank his own piss for God's sake. And he drank some hillbilly's chaw spit- so I heard. Both stunts ended in violent vomitting. I laughed my ass off at the golf course/air horn stunt. I also got a kick out of the guy that walked right into a store and took a crap in the floor-model toilet.

What is that from? Here are some of my favorite Caddy Shack lines: 1)Hey Wang, I think this club is restricted so don't tell them you're Jewish. 2)You wanna make 14 bucks the hard way. 3)You, pick up that blood. 4)Thousand bucks says you slice in the woods. 5)Tell the cook this meat still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it. 6)We have a pool and a pond....... 7)You're lean and mean and not too far between I'll bet are you. 8)Ahhh, that's the worst looking hat I ever saw. I bet if you buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup. Looks good on you. Later on...Hey Whitey, where's your hat. 9)Hey Whitey, how about that grand you owe me.

OK, I admit that picture was a tinge off-color. How about this one?

Tommy Boy- "I can get a good look at a steak if I stick my head up your ass" Car Parts Store Owner- "Son, I'm not sure I'm following you" Tommy Boy- "Wait.....It's got to be your bull" Richard- "You have derailed"

This picture is wrong on so many levels, but it still makes me laugh.

Stick with me. By the end of the day we'll all be wearing gold-plated diapers.

Only my groupies get free medical advice, but then again, it won't really be free.

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. People don't often tell you what they are thinking. They just see to it that you don't advance very far in life.

I get groupies? Don't let my wife find out!

Don't forget Iowa City CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN I'm going to get my butt kicked the first time I shoot a match in Iowa, and I'll deserve it.

I didn't list my USPSA membership on my CV, but I did include match wins. When I was looking for a practice about this time last year, I wanted everyone that was remotely interested in hiring me to know that I'm a shooter. And I will be going to matches on my weekends off. Having that information on my CV sure helped me to avoid the anti-gun crowd. Thanks everyone for your kind words. It sure was a long haul, and I'm really broke. Ironically, I'll have more time to shoot now (compared to residency) because I'll have three weekends off every month. Now that Single Stack is legit, I'm really looking forward to shooting more USPSA.

My new employer just took out an ad in the paper for me. I guess they want me to start making money?

It was filthy, and I came to my senses before I got myself into any trouble. I should add that the correct website is Noggin.com (not Noggen.com)

Damn Gary- I was only kidding!! Are we going to share a room at IDPA Nationals or not? Just keep your S&%T away from the bathroom and you'll be fine. I promise it won't be like S&W. I'll even turn the water to the toilet off if it makes you feel better!!!!!! I still think you set me up, but I can't prove it yet. You're hard to catch in the act...... you sneaky f*&cker. Later, SAL

Don't let me do your taxes either. In the early 90's, the same thing happened to me. I screwed up my taxes, and I received a check from the IRS for around 500 bucks.

I wrote a new haiku for my new friends that live in the corn: Here in Iowa They are not ready for me Michigan taught me Edited to add- please forgive me? I'm on vacation, and I've been drinking.

Get 2 650's

I know the feeling, and the feeling feels good!!! Good for you man.......

That's exactly what I'll be going for. Thanks for all the suggestions everyone.

My 1911 trigger is 40 ounces, and my trigger reset is very short. One time while my grip was a little too relaxed, the gun doubled. That's my only concern with a short reset.

For now, I'm looking for a bench vise mainly for a 1911 build. I'd like something with a 5 or 6" jaws and deep enough to fully secure a 1911 frame. Farm and Fleet has a 30,000 psi Wilton for around $100.00. I originally thought it wouldn't work ....... Thanks for all of your help. Chris

I'm getting ready to buy a vise, and I was wondering what you guys are using and who has the best prices. When I spoke with Bill Laughridge at C&S, he told me to get the heaviest vise I could find. I did find a Wilton that's around 100 pounds for almost a grand. Is that really necessary? Thanks.

I was being naughty earlier. Now, I'm a good boy.

http://www.pbskids.org http://www.noggen.com

I haven't seen the documentary yet. I kind of wish somebody besides Mikle Moooooore had made it. A Med, Mooooore did say that doctors aren't the problem. Was that a lie too?