SiG Lady Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 (...concluding a brief dialogue about guns possibly generating sexual stimulation in either gender): Cordelia: "Does looking at guns make you wanna have sex...?!" Zander: "I'm seventeen! Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 ROTFLMAO !!! Thirty years ago, I guess that would have made sense. Now, looking at guns just makes me want to go shooting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 3, 2003 Author Share Posted August 3, 2003 Me, too. As well as making me want to buy "just one more" of 'em. On the other hand, if I need a psychological boost, I just go to the gun shop and drool. Then I feel all better. Nothing like a little desire to restore you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davecutts Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Ah Buffy, a mirror of reality. not that guns, or linoleum ever made me want to have sex, but ... yeah family forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Xander has some of the best lines. Anya: I know you find me attractive. I've seen you staring at my breasts. Xander: I'm a guy. That just means my eyes are open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 7, 2003 Author Share Posted August 7, 2003 Zander has ALL the good lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Can anybody explain me why two completely different things (both extremely enjoyable ) shall be mixed toghether? I think the very start of this can be traced back to Dr. S. Freud (who probably couldn't "marksman" either): he figured that the need for one (guns) was sort of a compensation for the lack of the second (sex). Well, since I firmly believe everybody gauges other people by his/her own heart, I would argue that his statements were based on the only way he could have gotten that second stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Pinto Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 And then there are old farts like me ..... I think about sex all the time, and I keep chasing younger women. The trouble is, by the time I catch them, I forget why I was chasing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 ...I keep chasing younger women. The trouble is, by the time I catch them, I forget why I was chasing them. Tried laminated index cards? You could keep them in the side of your wallet opposite the cond... Well, never mind. You get the idea... If you have a Palm Pilot, try: The PalmaSutra Nothing like sharing color illustrations of the rest of the evening during dinner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Nice Idea EricW, but who's willing to remeber Alzheimer challenged people (like us) to bring the palm pilot along? Any gracious girl answering the call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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