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I was shopping at the local super market where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee, and

A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk

standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,

"You must be single."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the

derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items

on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that

could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you are

absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

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Winston Churchill was drunk and had a woman come up to him and tell him about his state...where upon he told her that while he might be drunk, she was ugly and that he would be sober in the morning..... :rolleyes:


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