ChuckS Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I was shopping at the local super market where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you are absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1b Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 (edited) Even with beer goggles on. Gotta be a problem with that! J Edited November 9, 2007 by j1b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tightloop Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Winston Churchill was drunk and had a woman come up to him and tell him about his state...where upon he told her that while he might be drunk, she was ugly and that he would be sober in the morning..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjbine Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Winston Churchill was drunk and had a woman come up to him and tell him about his state...where upon he told her that while he might be drunk, she was ugly and that he would be sober in the morning..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-ManBart Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Too funny...made my wife read it and she laughed too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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