Merlin Orr Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Why we split up. She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up. I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 And good riddance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Man Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Never trust a woman that doesn't drink. FM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tptplayer Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Too funny! Too true (in some cases). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Will you miss her...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Sort of like when she says, "If you really loved me you wouldn't drink so much". And you reply, "If I didn't drink so much I wouldn't really love you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 as Toby Keith might say..."you ain't much fun, since I stopped drinkin'..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Hits a little close to home for some of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Is there a story there, Z????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Just typical married stuff. She had 79 pair of shoes, I counted one day, and then bitched when I bought a $35 pair of running shoes to replace my 6 year old runing shoes.. Asked if I thought I really needed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GENE S Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 [Married 25 years, a nd took a look at my wife one day and said "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheep apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a10 inch B/W TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me, that you are not holding up your side of things". My wife is a very reasonable woman, and said to me, go out and find a 25 year blond, and I would make sure that once again you would be in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car and sleep on a cheap sofa bed...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Zhunter did you tell her that real runners use new shoes about every 3 or 4 weeks depending on how far they run weekly.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Zhunterdid you tell her that real runners use new shoes about every 3 or 4 weeks depending on how far they run weekly.. NOPE, just turned and walked into the other room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Merlin, You kill me! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoupirate Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Read this one to my wife. She didn't think it was funny at all. I hope she's still here in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Read this one to my wife.She didn't think it was funny at all. I hope she's still here in the morning. But do you REALLY hope that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IPSCDRL Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Will you miss her...? I've missed her with every shot so far......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boo radley Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 [Married 25 years, a nd took a look at my wife one day and said "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheep apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a10 inch B/W TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me, that you are not holding up your side of things".My wife is a very reasonable woman, and said to me, go out and find a 25 year blond, and I would make sure that once again you would be in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car and sleep on a cheap sofa bed...... You know, I shared this anecdote, which I believed humorous, with my wife, and I strongly suggest others do NOT do the same, unless you'd care to hear more specifics than you'd like, about sleeping together and age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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