Waltermitty Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I think I know that old woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfturner Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I think I know that old woman I think I know that judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted June 29, 2006 Author Share Posted June 29, 2006 I think I know that old woman Question is, does she know you!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I think I know that old woman Question is, does she know you!? She never tells the truth ... and thats the truth, no lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGYoung Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I guess ya' all know my grandma, Uh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 (edited) I think I know this joke. http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9994 http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3468 The search feature wants to be your friend. Get to know the search feature. Edited June 30, 2006 by wide45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 I think I know this joke.http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9994 http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3468 The search feature wants to be your friend. Get to know the search feature. I would consider 3-4 years to be beyond the statute of limitations on repeating Lawyer Jokes. I did a brief search, but the terms I used didn't turn it up. Excuse me, Mrs. Jones, do you know wide45? Why yes I do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Funny as Chit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman_sy Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Man!!! that's one scary old lady!!!! probably worked for the FBI!!! HAHAHAH!!! Good one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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