ErikW Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Inspired by EricW's post running the FISTFIRE FAQ through the Shizzolator, I ran the same URL through the infamous Pornolizer (http://www.pornolize.com). Click here to see the (mature content) results: http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize...;submit2=submit Just a little sample: Q: What made you decide to come up with a charvering new method of handgun smooching? A: "Necessity…I spanked with creams for wad pulls. Q: But why three farts? A: "Because there are three types of shooting required in self-defense situations: Contact "Assrush" Distance, Close "Bumbanger" Quarters and Surgical "a_-hole" Shooting at distance… Q: Isn’t that totally backwards from the raiding traditional entering? A: "Much of what I teach is totally the opposite of traditional muff sniffing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Ankeny Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Erik Warren: That's the funniest thing I have seen for a long time. So timely, and so deserving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Anderson Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Try explaining how funny that is to a co-worker on a business trip... I'm in tears here. SA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted December 6, 2002 Author Share Posted December 6, 2002 This could bring a whole new vocabulary to the sport... "Have you seen stage 3? What were they thinking?!? They've got hardcovered a_-hole targets at 40 yards and then you have to sprint 35 yards to Bumbang two arrays on the side berm before you finally Assrush the last four targets." P.S. I am proud to say I don't know what half the pornolized terms mean. P.P.S. Don't tell me, I don't want to know. P.P.P.S. Vince, this means you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Hmmmm... "Assrush"...Boy, do I like that word! Think I'll introduce it at the range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 I don't listen to Pornography, I don't even own a Pornograph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 gmi...(good one) Phornograph...remember the old, hand-cranked models? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 EricW Too much. ROTFLMAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Anderson Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 Bad "hand-cranked" joke deleted...to preserve family environment. SA (Edited by Steve Anderson at 7:26 pm on Dec. 7, 2002) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Schwab Posted December 9, 2002 Share Posted December 9, 2002 I really wish I would have read this from home...I'm here at work crying from laughter. That was great Erik!! (Edited by Bill Schwab at 12:32 pm on Dec. 9, 2002) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted December 9, 2002 Author Share Posted December 9, 2002 Anybody reading from work might want to clear history, flush the cache, and delete the pornolizer cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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