Merlin Orr Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard !! Minorities Hit Hardest by Brian Williams NBC 02/12/06 As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety on the Florida beaches. Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum, so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm, lay in stores undelivered. "Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out to buy my damned lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?" Liberal blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the timing terribly suspicious, just as the domestic spying hearings kick into high gear. A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote one blogger. Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty. Howard Dean has suggested calling for an investigation once his new medications kick in, and John Kerry took a break from the sporting activities of the glamorous Ice Sailing in Finland to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress knows that." laments Kerry. Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are mounting as deep as the snow itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds.... or something like that. More breaking news...... Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white. Did you know Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer? I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and the Republicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senate needs to investigate this with administration people under oath. I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors of her home to all of the frozen and hungry poor in her neighborhood and is busy baking cookies for them while her husband, Der Slickster, applies body heat to the nearly frozen teen-aged girls. We'll keep you posted as news develops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Merlin...wtf? Did you miss the turn for the humor forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Of course it is the fault of the Govt...and specifically, the NSA, they failed to identify the snow clouds that dropped all that white stuff....but it was camo'ed pretty well...looked just like a regular winter storm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Merlin...wtf? Did you miss the turn for the humor forum? (admin reminder mode) In a nutshell - Rebuttals are not permitted. If you cannot contribute supportively, please do not reply at all.(/admin reminder mode) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Of course it is the fault of the Govt...and specifically, the NSA, they failed to identify the snow clouds that dropped all that white stuff....but it was camo'ed pretty well...looked just like a regular winter storm... OH MY GOD!!! Of course, it's NSA's fault!!! Thank you, Tightloop and Merlin!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Merlin...wtf? Did you miss the turn for the humor forum? (admin reminder mode) In a nutshell - Rebuttals are not permitted. If you cannot contribute supportively, please do not reply at all.(/admin reminder mode) ROFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 OH!!!! Sorry! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougCarden Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I hate that there are people in this country who believe all of this and are rabid about it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmon Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 merlin, your my hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Merlin...wtf? Did you miss the turn for the humor forum? (admin reminder mode) In a nutshell - Rebuttals are not permitted. If you cannot contribute supportively, please do not reply at all.(/admin reminder mode) Good one, Dale! Keiko happens! Your timing is awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Of course it is the fault of the Govt...and specifically, the XXX, they failed to identify the snow clouds that dropped all that white stuff....but it was camo'ed pretty well...looked just like a regular winter storm... There is No Such Agency. Of course it is the fault of the Govt...and specifically, the XXX, they failed to identify the snow clouds that dropped all that white stuff....but it was camo'ed pretty well...looked just like a regular winter storm... OH MY GOD!!! Of course, it's XXX's fault!!! Thank you, Tightloop and Merlin!!! CLASSIFIED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 You mean all those checks I got for years were really just a government hand out program and all those photos I looked at were someone's Aunt Suzie riding in a duce and a half and not some rag head from the Mid East... Whoda Thought It... well, glad to know I did not cause anyone any grief by wrongly identifying those two Arabs as players fromthe Mid Eastern movie, Brokeback Dessert..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Meanwhile, back to Merlin's original post. Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white. I want to know where the white goes when the show melts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are a trip, one wants to punish the snow for being white and the other wants his Rainbow Coilation to only have black, brown and yellow in it... I feel so unloved...I need a Hug... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I hate that perfectly good adjectives, colors and natural optical phenomena have been co-opted by the political purveyors of perversion and professional racial bigots. "Do not hug me." Worf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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