Train Delay

[Shooter Grrl]

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of

bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop!

And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the

train...cause we're going down the tracks.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind

of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to

stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your

train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing

with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All

passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was

a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just

boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a

pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who

are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the

kitchen...."

[uspsa06007]

, made my day

[Merlin Orr]

And what happened next????

[Jasonub]

dead kid

[dajarrel]

From another post:

"The doctors say he may walk again, but he will always have a limp"

dj

[tightloop]

Mom sent Little Johnny out to watch the construction workers down the street..

Later found him in the back yard playing construction worker...yelling at an invisible assistant...damn it move that SOB a touch to the left....sh*t, you moved the MFer too much, move it back you dumb sh*t...

His mom raced outside and called Johnny over and said to him..."Johnny, I won't have you using language like that ....go get me a switch...."

To which Johnny said, ....."screw you, that is the electricians job...."

[AikiDale]

May he rest in peace....

[Hey QuicksDraw!]

A little boy was playing with his trains in the living room while his mother did the dishes in the kitchen. She listened while he played.

"Next stop Baltimore Maryland.... get the F on, get the F off!"

The mother was shocked! Had he really said that? She edged closer to the door.

"Next stop Philadelphia Pennsylvania....get the F on, get the F off!"

He did say it!

She went and snatched him up and put him in the corner.

"How dare you use such language! You stand in that corner for twenty minutes young man!"

After twenty minutes she lets him go back to his trains but admonishes him to watch his language and listens to him behind the door.

The kid is fuming mad as he runs the train.

"Next stop New York, New York. If your mad about being twenty minutes late go blame that bitch in the kitchen!"

Edited October 7, 2005 by Hey QuicksDraw!

[Harmon]

hahaha