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Who Will Win The Showdown At The Cav Arms Match?


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This was a tough one......I had to vote for Zak (the maniac) to win the shoot-off, because he knows so much about the bullet in flight, and all kinds of stuff that only a professor of ballistics should know, that when he's talking about long range rifle shooting, I just pay attention and nod and stuff (like i actually understand) so as not to look as stupid as I actually am on the subject.

But, then.........Alan has full-auto gunz and the way-cooler hat.

Say, come to think of it, shoudn't somebody be wearing a cavalry hat? It is Cav Arms! Zak, ditch the pirate hat and get one like Larry Storch wore in "F" Troop!

BTW who's the real skinny guy with the swords and what's he doing at a match? Looks like a tweaker to me.....

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The scrawny guy is most certainly a tweaker, I think that's his meth lab exploding in the background! Maybe Mr. Minnesota and Mr. Tampa Bay do some contract work for the DEA?

Sam to Zak at the ITRC, "Why don't they put dimples on bullets like they do on golf balls?"

Zak to Sam (audible eye roll), "What are you smokin'? Got any more?"

Actual conversation edited, but the question was real! :lol:

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I am convinced Sam's real purpose in posing that question was for it to take over my brain the rest of the ITRC.

Thanks for giving me the benifit of the doubt Zak.

Even if the question did take over your brain, you still whupped us with half of your brain tied around the question. :lol:

No actually, the question was for real. Whether I'm receiving or giving instruction, I always operate on the assumption that the only stupid question is the one that goes unasked. I could accept the empirical evidence that "it must not be a good idea", because nobody makes bullets like that. Or I could ask the question, seek the answer, and learn a bit more about exterior ballistics along the way.

Thank you for your answer BTW, it was pretty cool. B)

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My brother Alan,

Go with an ax in each hand, give quarter to none and eat the hearts of your enemies with relish! Not the relish in the squeeze bottle though since it will give you gas ( ...............and have fun............LOL!)

Guy

P.S. Zak you do well to, but remember he has you beat on body mass!

Do I need to start a sportsbook on this thing??????

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My brother Alan,

Go with an ax in each hand, give quarter to none and eat the hearts of your enemies with relish!  Not the relish in the squeeze bottle though since it will give you gas ( ...............and have fun............LOL!)

Guy

P.S. Zak you do well to, but remember he has you beat on body mass!

Do I need to start a sportsbook on this thing??????

I have no intention of putting relish on Zak!

alan

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I have herd that these guys are like super human, the big one is bullet proof, shedding shot and shell like rain off a windscreen at high speed.

The other in the scary hat is like shooting at smoke, he is so slight projectiles will pass through him with out hitting any thing.

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