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RECENT ORDERS TO TROOPS IN IRAQ

To: All Commands

Subject:

Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K

1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

2. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any

military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

"Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

"Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells

impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [both English and Arabic versions]

"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [both English and Arabic

versions]

"The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in

English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

"Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [both Arabic and English

versions]

"Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version]

"Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

3. The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt

of

this directive.

4. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800

Daily."

"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon

receipt.

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Where can I order some of those T-Shirts? I want some of the

"Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

and

"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [both English and Arabic

versions]

shirts for my next B-B-Q :D

Nolan

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I hear the Rush Limbaugh's "Club G"itmo" shirts are being worn there. I wonder how long they will last.

"Club G"itmo, Your Tropical Retreat from the Stress of Jihad"

or

"What Happens in G'itmo Stays in G'itmo"

or

"I Got My Free Koran and Prayer Rug at G'itmo"

or

"My Mullah went to Club G'itmo and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"

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Nolan & Todd,

I'll send you a link as soon as I can find it for one of my Al Qaeda Hunter shirts. Good stuff.

Take care and hope to see y'all soon. 357 more days in Korea (and counting).

SPC Richard A. White

8/94th MP Batallion, 249th MP Detachment EACF

Camp Humphreys, Korea

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I've eaten goat and actually liked it. There's a Mexican dish called Birria that is traditionally made from goat, and I've also eaten Persian or Afghan food that was made from goat. It's a bit gamey, but I grew up in rural Louisiana, so I'd definitely eaten worse things.

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