Merlin Orr Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 RECENT ORDERS TO TROOPS IN IRAQ To: All Commands Subject: Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K 1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt. 2. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East: "Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions] "Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.] "Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [both English and Arabic versions] "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [both English and Arabic versions] "The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs] "Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [both Arabic and English versions] "Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version] "Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.] 3. The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive. 4. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message: "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily." "Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?" 5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Where can I order some of those T-Shirts? I want some of the "Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions] and "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [both English and Arabic versions] shirts for my next B-B-Q Nolan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerT Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Man, I have eaten Goat from nose to tail, trust me YOU DO NOT want if for your next BBQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMC Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 I hear the Rush Limbaugh's "Club G"itmo" shirts are being worn there. I wonder how long they will last. "Club G"itmo, Your Tropical Retreat from the Stress of Jihad" or "What Happens in G'itmo Stays in G'itmo" or "I Got My Free Koran and Prayer Rug at G'itmo" or "My Mullah went to Club G'itmo and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uscbigdawg Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Nolan & Todd, I'll send you a link as soon as I can find it for one of my Al Qaeda Hunter shirts. Good stuff. Take care and hope to see y'all soon. 357 more days in Korea (and counting). SPC Richard A. White 8/94th MP Batallion, 249th MP Detachment EACF Camp Humphreys, Korea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Nice texts. I'll take one of each Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 I"What Happens in G'itmo Stays in G'itmo" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Did you order the Code Red? DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heath Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 I've eaten goat and actually liked it. There's a Mexican dish called Birria that is traditionally made from goat, and I've also eaten Persian or Afghan food that was made from goat. It's a bit gamey, but I grew up in rural Louisiana, so I'd definitely eaten worse things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray_Z Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 OH MAN !!! I gotta get me some of deeze !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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