zhunter Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling and the 86-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an 85 year old friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?" The 86-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped the bullets into that beaver." The doctor replied... "My point exactly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tightloop Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zhunter Posted June 14, 2005 Author Share Posted June 14, 2005 Wide + or - 2 years is a long time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cking Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 IF I was 86 and getting some 20's something. Who cares. I be greatfull that for what I had. OR think I had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimel Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I'd be happy to have made it to 86. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Wide+ or - 2 years is a long time! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So? Reposting the same joke is bad form, and proof that you are unskilled in the ways of the search. Get with the program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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