benos Posted February 22, 2005 Author Share Posted February 22, 2005 My favorite sketch from that episode was How to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you armed with a piece of fresh fruit. Actually that's it! The self defense sketch is a riot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilTerry Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Wide45 - are you sure? I thought he was putting the tuck in the Airedale in the parrot sketch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Hayden Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Bring out your dead !! Bring out your dead !! I want to go for a walk. You're not fooling anyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airedale Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I, of course, liked the Airedale. This is Phoebe. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 There is so much Python on the net! It is not easy to come up with a real trivia question that can't be searched out in three minutes. The Pet Shop Sketch from "And Now For Something Completely Different" A customer enters a pet shop. Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) C: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? C: <pause> I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! O: We're closin' for lunch. C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it? M=Man [JC], S=Shopkeeper [MP], G=Harry [GC]Caption: A PET SHOP SOMEWHERE NEAR MELTON MOWBRAY M Good morning, I'd like to buy a cat. S Certainly sir. I've got a lovely terrier. [indicates a box on the counter] M no, I want a cat really. S [taking box off counter and then putting it back on counter as if it is a different box] Oh yeah, how about that? M [looking in box] No, that's the terrier. S Well, it's as near as dammit. M Well what do you mean? I want a cat. S Listen, tell you what. I'll file its legs down a bit, take its snout out, stick a few wires through its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussy cat. M Its not a proper cat. S What do you mean? M Well it wouldn't miaow. S Well it would howl a bit. M No, no, no, no. Er, have you got a parrot? S No, I'm afraid not actually guv, we're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. [taking small box and rattling it] No problem. Lovely parrot. M how long would that take? S Oh, let me see ... er, stripping the fur off, no legs ... [calling] Harry ... can you do a parrot job on this terrier straight away? H [off-screen] No, I'm still putting a tuck in the Airedale, and then I got the frogs to let out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilTerry Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I made the mistake of trying to work from a very old memory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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