Coin toss

[ima45dv8]

A Dad walks into a market followed by his 10-year old son, who is spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth. Suddenly, someone bumps into the boy and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat. He starts choking, turning blue in the face, and Dad panics, shouting for help.

A man in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading his newspaper. At the sound of the commotion he looks up, puts the coffee down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter. He then gets up and makes his way to the boy's side. He carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and squeezes gently at first and then more and more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter. Releasing the boy, he hands the coin to the father and walks back to his seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, the father rushes over and says, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before! It was fantastic! Are you a doctor?"

"Hell, no," the man replies. "I'm a divorce lawyer."

[Doggorloader]

A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."

[rhino]

[ima45dv8]

Ooops!

Moderator Edit: All Your Base Are Belong to Us. Thanks for the catch and link, ima45dv8.

Edited January 31, 2005 by Erik Warren

[tightloop]

[Doggorloader]

ima45dv8:

Sorry, tried search but apparently not hard enough.

Still is a good joke

Tom

[zhunter]

Newly divorced!

I find NO humor in that!!!!!!

[ima45dv8]

Newly divorced!

I find NO humor in that!!!!!!

Hang in there, zhunter. Your funny-bone will eventually return to full functionality.

(THREE divorces, but I've learned to laugh about it... )

Doggorloader, no sweat amigo (I love this joke, too!).