BigDave Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 ...a blizzard is a heck of a bad place to find out too late that your mojo is broke. This struck me as funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 ...because it WAS funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 More fiction and fact from Sam, the Prairie Sage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 Big Dave! You can't be laughing about another man's broke mojo! Mojo's a real tricky thang! You screw up it's harmonic frequency...... and you know, everything's got a harmonic frequency...... then we gots all kinds of "bad" colliding with other "bad" all over the place. And you know that eventually amounts to bad mojo for the insurance business Dude! And that can cause Big Dave's own mojo to spin wildly out of control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 That sounds like "cross-mojonation!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Hmmm..... thought I was describing gyro-mojonation. Cross-mojonation actually has to do with failing to envoke the appropriate mojo for the task at hand. For example, if one were to wear a monkey's paw around one's neck in an attempt to get your 25 year-old "classic" four-wheel drive pick-up to start in a blizzard. That would be an unfortunate example of "cross-mojonation" Monkey's paw is strong mojo alright, but not for mechanical stuff. That would require "Marvel Mystery Oil", great mojo for old trucks! A word to the wise: It's also quite easy to confuse "cross-mojonation" with "trans-mogonation", which is actually the transfer of mojo from one area of the country to another. You certatinly don't want to get confused about that. It's probably the single biggest cause of having " lost one's mojo". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Yesss... Like, what works in Utah won't work in Oregon, or something. Bad example, I know....... but maybe it's really a good example, in an odd sort of way. Loss of mojo can, thankfully, be only temporary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 I thought cross-mojonation was any time two or more sources of mojo interacted with either constructive or destructive interference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Don't over-complicate the fundamentals of mojo!! Ackk! (its power is in its simplicity...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Trancendentalmojonation The mental activation of mojo while having ones teeth cleaned. Successful mojonification will result in no problems found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Trancendentalmojonation The mental activation of mojo while having ones teeth cleaned. Successful mojonification will result in no problems found. As a youth, I engaged in a similar form of mojo manipulation while a patient at the orthodontist. He had a very hot assistant who tended to get a little "too close" when she worked on you. One day I was hoping and praying and I got my prayers answered in the form of excessive "incidental contact." I call that "PleaseGodLetItHappenToMeTodayMojofication." Sometimes a 13 year old need a little help from above to get the mojo workin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Rhino.... Dude, you need a woman..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Well, duh! You need an award for the Understatement of the Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberkid Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 TL~ i tried settin rhino up with a couple of nice fat girls I know. I keep telling him you aint had nothing til you have had a fat girl, but he didnt want nothing to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 I'm not going there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 SCAREY DAY BLUES by Blind Willie McTell My good gal got a mojo, she's tryin' to keep it hid My gal got a mojo, she's tryin' to keep it hid But Georgia Bill got something to find that mojo with I said she got that mojo and she won't let me see She got that mojo and she won't let me see And every time i start to love her she's tried to put that jinx on me Well, she shakes like the Central and she wobbles like the L & N She shakes like the Central and she wobbles like the L & N Well, she's a hot-shot mama and i'm scared to tell her where i been Said my baby got something, she won't tell her daddy what it is Said my baby got something, she won't tell her daddy what it is But when i crawls into my bed, i just can't keep my black stuff still Want to learn more Check here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Merlin I thought you were really busy.....obviously not...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 MerlinI thought you were really busy.....obviously not...... Hell, TL. Even a convict gets to see daylight occasionally..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Yep, a blind hog finds an acorn sometimes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRT Driver Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Mojozenation - functioning with the mojo in all forms, at all times. In this state of being, mojo does not leave, it manifests itself in other states of being. So one that has lost his mojo never really had it anyway. One with true mojo, the mojo-zen, never has to worry about losing it any where or any time. I better get back to work before my mojo has to manifest itself somewhere else!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Quantum Mojo Mechanics theory suggests that in the absence of an observer to be mojofied, mojo does not exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 A Mojopoly exists when all the available Mojo is controlled by one individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRT Driver Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 E=M$2 (Everything = Mojo X cash squared) It's all relative! BAAAAAA> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Mojology is the application of the scientific method in the study of Mojo. Mojography is the research and documentation of Mojo. Mojory (or the archaic, "Mojojory") is that which pertains to Mojo. Mojorine is a spreadable substance made of partially hydrogenated Mojo. Mojorast is an individual who has an unhealthy attraction to Mojo. Mojorette is the girl who marches in front of the Mojo Band twirling her ... Mojo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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