Merlin Orr Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Subject: Robotic bartender A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is amazing." The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50." The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote for Kerry?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Political post!!! Political post!!! I'm reporting you to Admin!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Report away Siggy, He's my kinda guy. Most of the people I like need to be reported to someone. Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 That was kinda the point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 LOL. Literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 It's even funnier when the punchline is: "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?" The "again" is classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 The "again" is classic. How true when related to ANY "career" politician. But anyways - its a Joke - with mutiple punchlines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Political post!!! Political post!!! I'm reporting you to Admin!!!! But it's a politically correct post so it's OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2tap45 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 I agree that Merlin's was correct. 300lb's was just plain wrong! You can go back to sleep now, ape boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firewalker Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 2 tap 45, that is rather harsh We all have a opinioin, I will try to refrain from being political, Being a shooter, hunter, and outdoorsman it is rather hard to find a canadiate that is worth voting for I just wish we had any middle of the road canadiate. the far left suks and the far right is as bad sorry for the drift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 (edited) Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. -- Regards, Edited August 27, 2004 by George Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2tap45 Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 firewalker, if you can't even spell candidate, then how can we trust you to vote for one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firewalker Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Robotic bartender... good humor either way... 2tap45 i just choose not to flame other members thats all and BTW I voted the last 28 years so u can trust me maybe thats why Political posts arent a good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Political Jokes = Good Political Discussion = Bad That's just my unofficial opinion. The problem here seems to be the people who can't let the jokes be without commenting and thus beginning a polarizing discusssion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 26, 2004 Author Share Posted August 26, 2004 Come on people now, smile at your Brother. Everybody get together gotta love one another.......... I am done with this type of joke. For obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2tap45 Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 I only wish to add an apology to the entire group for my inappropriate reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 You all need a time out. And I am getting tired of having to play admin. daddy to a bunch that can't get along politically. :angry: Closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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