outerlimits Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 California: The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. 2. He calls Animal Control; Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. 3. He calls a veterinarian; the vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. 4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. 5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. 6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area. 7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. 8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. 9. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes. 10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State. Montana: The Governor of Montana is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. 1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging with his dog. 2. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. 3. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Montana is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos Custom Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 or Texas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Gah, just substitute the words "Eugene, OR" for "California" and you get a glimpse at some of the heavy-sighing frustration some of us HERE feel...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aheadofthecurve Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 or Texas Except in texas you get your own custom ruger .380 to commemorate the "incident" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briansea2 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I want to move to Texas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h2osport Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 or Texas Except in texas you get your own custom ruger .380 to commemorate the "incident" In Montana we cannot afford to purchase a .380 commemorative pistol every day the governor wants to go jogging with Jag. Besides, you do not want to make a big deal every time you shoot a coyote. Peta might notice you! Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFlowers Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 People Eating Tasty Animals will probably not notice you since coyote most likely fails the "Tasty" clause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gohuskers Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Ha! So true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 People Eating Tasty Animals will probably not notice you since coyote most likely fails the "Tasty" clause. Ketchup helps, lots and lots of ketchup, mmmmm! Later rdd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Hayden Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 The way things are right now.. for Montana, change coyote to wolf - lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiddler Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 I've met the Governor's dog (in a bar) and I believe he can take care of himself against the coyotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Hayden Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Ok - but that 'tie' the Gov wears has to go right? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aheadofthecurve Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 or Texas Except in texas you get your own custom ruger .380 to commemorate the "incident" I forgot they called it the "coyote special" lol. http://thetruthaboutguns.com/2010/05/robert-farago/ruger-coyote-special-380-lcp/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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