MichiganShootist Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Tom had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. 'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...' 'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.' As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.' 'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'. Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.' 'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! . I'll be there. Thanks again.' 'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,' 'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?' 'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us..' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabberwalkie2 Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Now thats bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 you got a purty mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Miles Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Oh yikes! Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mbauer67 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 HAHHAHAh, That's a good one!!!!! Wife liked it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Purty mouth....LMAO. California joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 That's so bad! I gotta share that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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