Opening the midway catalog is better than Christmas.
You look at a phone and notice that if you dial 911 or 511 they're in a perfect line and then wonder if that's just a coincidence, or if there's a hidden meaning.
You look forward to returning to your car after a trip to the mall because it's another chance to practice moving from cover to cover.
You find your eyes slicing the pie when walking through doorways.
You know how many steps it is from your bedroom to the bathroom, how long it would take to move from P1 to P2, how many shots you would take and where you'd be when you needed to reload.
You scoff at the thought of tactical underpants but start to wonder if they might actually help your score.