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  1. What kind of site leads to larger breasts?

    If you find one, please pass it on to me so I can forward it to my wife.

    :P

    Reminds me of a joke:

    A man and his wife are sitting together. She tells him,"I need $8,000 for breast enlargement surgery." He tells her, "Just take tissue and wipe it between your breasts." She asks, "How is that supposed to work?" He tells her, "I'm not sure, but it worked on your butt."

  2. I don't know why I keep getting the emails asking if I want larger breasts. Why would I want that? I would have to start wearing a man-bra which would lead to more laundry and I already have a difficult enough time dealing with what I already have.

    Also, I don't think I could fasten it. I can't reach around my back like that. Up until know I've only had practice taking them off. I've never considered having to put one together.

    It would also take longer to get ready in the morning. I would have to decide on "underwired for cleavage or padded for comfort?" right after I answered the age old "boxers or briefs today?" question. Too much debate in the morning.

    Don't get me wrong. I'm for large breasts. I like large breasts. I'm all about large breasts. Sure I want large breasts. Just not on me.

    I think those emails are wasted on me. Even the ones that say I could do it naturally.

  3. Which leads me to ask; is trusting the last thing you learn?

    I would think "letting go" would be "the last thing you learned" where your consciousness becomes the audience to the play that the rest of you is peforming.

  4. Hey short round at least it's not polished to a blingy high sheen.

    Give it time ... resistance to hard chrome is futile. It will happen shortly after you catch yourself calling it "my precious" as you rack the slide.

  5. I've broken many. Lately they have mostly been on Richmond Rocks that manage to stay in the brass. I keep extra pins around and buy them whenever I see them at a gun store or shop. They aren't expensive and if you don't have one when you need it you are totally shut down over a small cheap stupid part. I hate it when that happens.

    I got to the point once where I was pulling pins off the other die sets that I had. I got down to one pin for 4 die sets ... :blink:

  6. If they're going to do it "synchronized," they should wear swim caps and noseplugs!

    Good thing you left out the one-piece spandex ... it would be difficult to satisfy the 3 belt loop rule even for a GM. Please tell me that the elevator music version of the theme song from Fame wasn't playing the background.

  7. Jeez, and they look SO much alike, I mean, it's really *hard* to tell them apart, right :)

    Well ... during a stage ong45 is typically that blurr that goes by. The only reason you can somewhat recognize him in that photo is because they used a fast enough camera catch him in action.

    Good luck trying to do that with the naked eye. In real life he looks more like the tornado the tasmanian devil kicks up but with bullets flying out of it.

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