Nate Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN > > #10 You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. > > #9 You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. > > #8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. > > #7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. > > #6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. > > #5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. > > #4 Handguns function normally every day of the month. > > #3 A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" > > #2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. > > AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN > > #1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Uh... I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffro Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Miss Siggy, Why do I get the feeling that I should tread softly and carefully on this issue?????? Seems like one post that common sense tells me to just not comment upon! Best as always, Jeffro (Jeff) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff89 Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 [tounge in cheek] LOL! Sig Lady - Come on, we all have to laugh at our gender / ourselves sometimes! I'm sure you've got some equally sexist jokes about men somewhere... Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted November 6, 2003 Author Share Posted November 6, 2003 Sig lady, always important to know where some one sleeps before you find out "where they stand". I did not show this joke to my wife............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeper Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 #1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun. Man would I pay a lot for a human version of that sometimes!!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loves2Shoot Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 #1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun. Man would I pay a lot for a human version of that sometimes!!! :) Duct tape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Aha--Just a trial balloon, I-was-kidding post on my part. You'all should know me better than that by now.... Blast away, gender-jokers!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 gender-jokers!!!! I don't know why, but that had me guffawing for 10 minutes... just now cleared the tears from my eyes. I must be in one of those moods. A professor of mine today said something to the effect of "look at your foot... it's 8-10 inches in length... look at your 8-inches." I was guffawing again. Luckily she got a laugh when I told her I had a VERY dirty mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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