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My Mother's Day Card


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Thank God I live in Texas or I'm sure my daughter would be have been expelled over the Mom's Day card she made me at school. It was a little booklet with all kinds of questions:

Q. What was your mom like when she was a little girl? A. She was very smart.

I grew out of that during my teens unfortunately.

Q. What things do you like to do with you mom? A. I like to snuggle.

I will miss this when she outgrows it.

Q. What's the difference between moms and dads? A. One is female, one is male.

Did I mention my kid has a dry sense of humor.

Q. Who's the boss at your house? Do you know? A. Mommy, because she's oldest.

What?! Did you look at my driver's license?!

Q. Why do we need to have moms? A. So we can be born, duh!

No denying she's my kid, nope, not a chance.

Q. What does your mom do in her spare time? A. She takes a nap

That's because I'm so old.

Then there is a list of mom's favorites

Color: Purple (Hmmm, not actually. It might be Oprah's)

Food: Chocolate (No kidding!)

Sport: Shooting (of course!)

TV Show: House Cleaning (I never do it so it's fascinating to watch others doing it)

Restaurant: Mr. Wok (That's MISTER Wok to you!)

Place to shop: Target (Where else does a shooter shop?!)

Flower: Blue Bonnet (God Bless Texas!)

Happy Mother's Day all you Motherf.....s

:roflol:

:cheers:

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