Guts or balls?

[Mig]

Difference between guts and balls... Medical Facts:

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really

know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the

definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the

guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on

the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. In reality there

isn't much difference since either one will ultimately result in death.

[kgunz11]

Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about

people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference

between them? In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further

confusion, the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met

by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still

cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the

butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically

speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately

result in death.

[Slabbie Shooter]

dammit i almost spit my whiskey on the screen

[ChrisStock]

A fine way to start the day in corporate America..barely contained coffee spewage.

[Patrick Sweeney]

Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really

know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion,

the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: Are you

still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,

smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping

your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both

ultimately result in death.

[JimmyZip]