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Tibia injury


ChuckS

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While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.

“As you can see,” he says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.”

The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, “What would you do in a case like this?”

“Well,” ponders the student, “I suppose I’d limp, too.”

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An attending gynecologist finishes a pelvic examination on a patient, snaps off the gloves, turns around and catches one of his third year medical students daydreaming.

"All right. You, your turn."

Completely flustered, the busted student fumbles through the exam.

The sympathetic patient, a grandmotherly sort, tries to calm him down, "Its alright, dearie, I guess you haven't done this before?"

"Uh, no. At least not professionally..."

This really did happen. The student in question was fortunate to have an attending with a sense of humor...

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While on my radiology rotation is my 1st year of residency...

Attending: Son, do you see this chest x-ray.

Me: Yes (duh)

Attending: There you have a positive emersonbiguns sign.

Me: Huh?

Attending: You can see the shadow of rather large breasts on this female patient.

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