ima45dv8 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 A recent survey revealed that the average American walks 900 miles per year. Another survey revealed that the average American consumes 20 gallons of beer per year. Conclusion: The average American gets 45 miles per gallon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 That's a whole lot better than my 350 Super Duty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 do they have an equation for tequila Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Tequila Sunrise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinBlue Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 do they have an equation for tequila Jim That man is not allowed to drink tequila in public! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 MEOW! Jim I think I hear the dog-house calling you ..... for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinBlue Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 MEOW! Jim I think I hear the dog-house calling you ..... for some reason. No the dog-house is not necessary at this time. Tequila makes most humans drunk...slurred language, happy-go-lucky, drooling, puking, crawling in the gutter. Not Jim. Last time he had too much tequila he explained Einsteins's Theory of Relativity and quantum physics in explicit and excruciating detail while we were lost driving around Mesa, AZ. The more he spoke, the more lost we got. And he couldn't have cared less. The driver of the car, near insane at this point, has never been to dinner with us again. Jim's wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I do like tequila However I drink it so infrequently, I get thousands and thousands of MPG!!! BEAT THAT PRIUS Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Was I the only one who read the topic name and went "Another friking division? Don't we have enough of them already?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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