Merlin Orr Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER..... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must b e thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if Stephanie was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittlePistol Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 LMAO That was good!!! Incidentally also why I don't invite my Mom over for dinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 LMAO Moms DO have thier ways!!! jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Abrahams Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 that about sums up my mother perfectly LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Nice joke! It's message can be applied to many aspects o' life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I never did trust my mother and I still don't. Needless to say she never gave me 100% reason to do so. Some moms are just like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 my Mom would have know right away ... but she would have ben suprissed I could remember the girls name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinBlue Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Don't ever try to fool your mother..you will loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 (edited) Don't ever try to fool your mother..you will loose. Ironically it was the "loose" women in my life that Mom generally knew about Edited February 21, 2007 by Pharaoh Bender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 When my mom sees me with a woman, she knows it is not platonic. I have never understood how she always knows Merlin That is a classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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