Underwear Is Very Important

[Hey QuicksDraw!]

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when

working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida

Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who

drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car

break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife

to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car

in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people

near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of

male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although

the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned

private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped

forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and

tucked everything back into place. On regaining her

feet, she looked across the hood and found herself

staring at her husband, who was standing idly by. The

mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

[HSMITH]

THAT is funny!!!!!

[knightkrawler00]

Reminds me of a story from the last shop I worked in, unfortunately I wasn't there to see it.

A tech's wife came in to pick her husband up for lunch, walked over to his stall where he was laying under the car, reached under the car and, well, you know. That's when her husband, who was standing behind her, asked what she was doing. The new guy thought he'd found the perfect job.

[Singlestack]

Always check your pants for underwear BEFORE putting them on.

[Micah]

Wow...no one wins in that scenario

[GentlemanJim]

I can just see the expression on the wifes face

Jim

[rhgunguy]

I have been to Crestveiw(in fact bought ammo at that Wal-Mart) and the sad part is that i belive every word of the story!

[LPatterson]

I'm waiting for my turn.