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If I Were in Charge of the World

By Zach Townsend

If I were in charge of the world

I’d cancel Social Studies,

Monday Mornings,

School and also,

The New York Yankees.

If I were in charge of the world,

There’d be more recess,

Better tasting vegetables,

And basketball hoops one hundred-eight inches lower.

If I were in charge of the world,

You wouldn’t have mean,

You wouldn’t have pain,

You wouldn’t have broccoli

Or the rule “no cokes before 10:00 am”

You wouldn’t even have rules.

If I were in charge of the world,

A candy bar would be low-carb,

All baby movies would be rated R,

And a person who sometimes forgot to floss,

And sometimes ate frost,

Would still be allowed to be

In charge of the world.

Edited to correct my typo, damn dads :wacko:

Edited by zhunter
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just a thought for future planning, most colleges look more at the English portion of the SAT's than the Math... so the little guy sounds like he is on his way to a free ride ;)

keep up the good parentin.

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